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How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? The dog knows when to stop scratching!

What's the difference between a saxaphone and a lawn mower?
You can tune a lawn mower

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.

Why is a bassoon better than one oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.

What is a burning oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on fire.